Using my many years of experience
(almost 34) I’ve learned a lot. And, as such, I have compiled a handy list of
ways to tell that the woman you think you are in love with is not the one for
you. Warning: Some of this will seem strangely specific. Please keep in mind
this is not the list to end all lists, and there are exceptions to every rule,
these are just MY opinions
HOW TO TELL THEY AREN’T THE ONE FOR YOU.
(WRITTEN BY A MAN).
If
you don’t know her full name. “Should I
marry W? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her
name.”-Woody Allen
If she is
living in your house with you and it starts to look like she was the only one
who lived there. Especially if she doesn’t REALLY help with the expenses,
bills, rent (if applicable), etc.
She does her
best to avoid you at all costs.
She hears what she wants to hear. Not
selective hearing, worse than that. She says that she has said stuff, or that
stuff has been said, but you, and others, are sure she never said any such
thing.
She’s
a master manipulator. (Some manipulation might be fine, but you have to take a
step back and see how you have changed.)
You
are kept busy beyond reason so you don’t really have the TIME to think. What is
she running from? It can always be beneficial to get some time away and examine
your thoughts.
She
openly tells you, repeatedly “I hate you. No, I don’t want to date you. Get it
through your brain. I despise you with every fiber of my being.”
You
are her significant other, but she discusses a threesome with someone else
before approaching you with it. You are the last one she suggests it to.
She
tells you she enjoys cooking, but after a
while she STOPS cooking, just out of the blue, even though she knows you enjoy
her cooking.
She
never is able to make time for you, especially if she makes up ridiculous
reasons why she is busy, “Yeah I have to build a new aquarium out of logs for
my pet cat. I don’t know why but she seems to LOVE water.”
She
hates you.
She
is a pathological liar.
She
is dependent on you to make her happy and says that being in your company is
the only time(s), she is truly happy. (I want my other to be happy, but I don’t
want her to depend on me for her happiness. That can really wear on you after a
while.)
You
have never seen her.
She
is imaginary.
She
doesn’t exist.
She
is actually a he (unless you’re into that.)
She
cheats on you regularly.
She
is a terrible person.
She
is everything you despise,
You
hate her
And above all, if you had
to abduct her, against her will, to spend any time with her, then, I’m sorry,
but she is NOT the one for you.
