Is he the one?

   A while ago i wrote an article about how to tell if your interest is the one for you. However it was written from the male perspective. While i am still a male, and i don’t plan on changing that, I do know a few things about women.  If you observe both articles you’ll notice that the reasons can relate to either sex, mostly.  Without further ado let me present . . .
HOW TO TELL THEY AREN'T THE ONE FOR YOU (FEMALE EDITION) 
1. If they are male there is a great likelyhood they are not the one for you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha LOL ROFL LMAO ROLFLMAO ha ha ha plop! (Sorry I just laughed my head off).
2. If you are a lesbian and they are male.
3.  If they are dead.
4. If they are Imaginary. (I don’t care how well you get along with him. In the end it’s not going to lead anywhere. Plus he can’t impregnate you, if you want to get pregnant, no matter how hard you try.)
5. If he is married there’s good odds he’s the wrong one(unless, he’s married to you).
(Those of you who know me are aware that i rarely like to approach things from the more serious side, but there are a few more reasons that are serious. I feel I should mention them.)
6.  If you are in a relationship that needs to be a secret there are good odds that you shouldn’t be in that relationship in the first place.
7. If you are being abused physically, emotionally or psychologically get out of there as fast as you can!
8. This kind of relates to the previous one. if your social life has decreased, you are getting depressed a lot, or there is some other kind of change in your life take a step back and examine your life.  You might even want to talk to others to find out what has caused this.  It might be your significant other, understand that I’m not saying that you should dump them there and then, but you might need therapy or something.
Sorry to get serious for a while, I’ll try to watch that.  Until next time this is Mike-el Wood signing out.